Plot summary: A scientist researching mind control has two obsessions: Alice in Wonderland, and a co-worker named… Alice.
(Originally published on The Reel World October 10th, 2020)
Notes
Original Air Date: October 12th, 1992
Directed: Frank Paur (6)
Written: Paul Dini (4)
Animation: Akom Production Co. (7) (layouts by NOA Animation)
Music: Shirley Walker (18)
Paul Dini drew inspiration from a 1988 mass-shooting wherein a man stalked his co-worker for four years before going on a rampage in response to a restraining order. ‘Murica!
This is Roddy McDowall’s second appearance in the Batman franchise after portraying Bookworm in the Batman ’66.
McDowall also played March Hare in a 1985 TV movie of Alice in Wonderland. Synergy!
Frank Paur complained about the art team a lot in his earlier episodes, and from this point onwards assembled his own regular crew of storyboard artists.
Recap
Research scientist Jervis Tetch successfully tests a mind-control headband on some rats, forcing them to sit at a tiny table like people. My rats can only spin in a circle and give a high five. Well, one of them can. Either way, this cartoon man is just showing off.
Anyway, a woman called Alice rushes in and warns him to look busy moments before their boss, Dr. Cates, and benefactor, Bruce Wayne, arrive to inspect their work, which Tetch is reluctant to showcase. While Cates is furious, Bruce understands.
Alice offers Tetch some words of comfort and casually mentions her boyfriend, Billy, before heading off to lunch. Jervis scowls and knocks over the framed picture of the couple. Oh, we’re doing an Incel Episode, baby!
Jervis mulls over the difficult moral dilemma of whether or not to sexually harass a co-worker, using the rats as sounding boards as he contemplates using his device to MAKE her forget about her boyfriend. Woof.
Luckily for him, fate does him a solid as he overhears Alice sobbing in the break room about Billy dumping her. Ecstatic, Jervis makes plans to ask her out, but thinks she’d say no, so once again eyes up the mind control device…
Alice gets a knock at the door and it’s Jervis dressed in his finest Mad Hatter attire. He declares they’re going out on the town and for some reason she actually goes to get her coat. Run, girl!
I know what you’re thinking, but he’s not actually mind controlling her, but rather basically everyone else they come across, including a pair of would-be muggers by affixing special cards to their heads, forcing them to obediently go jump in a river.
Batman is called to help prevent two men from jumping off Gotham Suspension Bridge, who of course turn out to be the muggers. He knocks the cards loose, leaving them quite confused about where they are.
Back on Alice and Jervis’ date, restaurant staff and an Alice in Wonderland theme park security guard treat Tetch like a celebrity. What do all these people have in common? Those little cards attached to their hats of course!
Speaking of which, Bruce examines the card back in the Batcave, with Alfred pointing out the distinct 10/6 design resembles illustrations of the Mad Hatter from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.
Remembering an Alice in Wonderland poster from the lab of a scientist who invented brain interface tech, Batman begins rubbing his chin contemplatively. Truly he is the World’s Greatest Detective.
Tetch drops Alice home, kissing her hand and dancing away. She dismisses him as a sweet, funny man and heads inside where Billy is waiting with flowers and the pair reconcile and get engaged.
This of course goes down like a tonne of bricks with Jervis the next day, but he’s nowhere to be seen when Bruce arrives to talk to him. Bruce congratulates Alice on her engagement and by pure coincidence her fiancé phones to break it off. Not suspicious at all.
Poor Alice returns home to a ridiculous array of flowers, with Jervis going so far as to HIDE amongst them and then spring out to offer his condolences. My guy… urghhh.
Alice rightfully points out he couldn’t possibly know about Billy because she didn’t tell anyone, but thankfully the only other person who knew arrives, as Batman… *checks notes*… emerges from the shadows?! Has this woman not suffered enough?!
Jervis isn’t phased by the appearance of the Caped Crusader, summoning a pair of brainwashed lackeys dressed as The Walrus & The Carpenter. With sledgehammers. Batman gets the better of them, but Jervis is able to administer a control card to Alice and carry her away during the chaos.
Tracking Jervis to Storybookland, Batman finds himself a piece on a giant chessboard, fending off a legion of costumed characters. For some reason the brainwashing makes them stronger too, but without higher brain function Batman is able to easily remove their cards and rescue Billy.
Retreating further into the park, Jervis traps Batman in a maze of giant playing cards… but he just climbs over them and runs across the top. Delightful.
Confronting Tetch, Batman points out he’s rendered Alice a soulless doll, but Jervis refuses to accept blame. He pins Batman under one of the giant cards, but our hero spots a huge model Jaberwockee hanging over them and cuts it loose with a batarang to incapacitate Tetch.
Batman removes Jervis’ hat and destroys the mind control band within as Alice and Billy are reunited. Tetch mutters some Carroll to himself as Batman looms over him.
Best Performance
Listen, Roddy McDowall is a very creepy Mad Hatter, rambling away to himself and quoting Lewis Caroll. They briefly seem to be aiming for a bit of a split personality thing, as he changes his mind on a dime about whether or not to pursue Alice, but they quickly drop it for the full-on whimsical dandy thing. It’s certainly a distinctive voice, a cut above the majority of the villains, and McDowall is extremely game for it.
But I’m inclined to instead give this to the object of his unwanted affections, Kimmy Robertson. It’s certainly possible I have a soft spot for her from Twin Peaks, and Alice is basically a slightly more on-the-ball Lucy, but I truly do think she makes the whole episode work.
There is a certain ick to her being put through so much, but she’s a fun, optimistic character who is kind to everyone, which acts as a nice breakwater while a psychotic incel and a facist in a bat costume duke it out.
Ranking
In ‘The Clock King’ I talked about the welcome addition of giant deathtraps given the influence the 70s era Batman had on the series, and this episode takes that to new heights thanks to the gorgeous Storybookland set-pieces. Batman is right at home navigating a giant maze, a piece of iconography that has been repeated in the franchise over and over for good reason. Some things just work, man.
Alice has a surprising amount of agency in an episode about an incel mind controlling people, which was a pleasant surprise as I thought there was no way a 30-year old cartoon could tell that story without being gross. Actually it threatened to still be that but in a very different way, as they made a point of Tetch mind controlling everyone other than Alice until the end, and I was getting worried they were going to tell a story where she fell for him after all.
Instead what we have is an episode that quickly and effectively introduces an iconic villain that Batman must overcome intellectually rather than physically in order to rescue a compelling civilian character. It nails all of these aspects.
The current top five episodes all have a certain special something over this one, but it’s definitely knocking on the door as a strong example of what a ‘typical’ Batman episode can be, and I think a lot of that comes from Paul Dini’s loving touch.
- Heart of Ice
- Two-Face Part I
- Joker’s Favor
- Feat of Clay Part II
- Beware the Gray Ghost
- Mad as a Hatter (NEW ENTRY)
- Vendetta
- Appointment In Crime Alley
- Feat of Clay Part I
- On Leather Wings
- Pretty Poison
- Two-Face Part II
- It’s Never Too Late
- See No Evil
- The Clock King
- The Cat and the Claw Part I
- P.O.V.
- Christmas with the Joker
- Fear of Victory
- Be a Clown
- The Cat and the Claw Part II
- Nothing to Fear
- Prophecy of Doom
- The Last Laugh
- The Under-Dwellers
- The Forgotten
- I’ve Got Batman in My Basement
Villain Watch
Mad Hatter (Roddy McDowall) (first appearance)
Ain’t he the worst?
Obviously Tetch is in a similar wheelhouse to The Joker, warping childish whimsy into something far more sinister, but he has his own distinct energy thanks to the mind control powers, Lewis Carroll obsession and enormous incel vibes.
When pitching Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth, Grant Morrison envisioned Tetch as somebody who would lure children into public toilets with candy. Obviously that’s a far more grim character treatment, but Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland certainly has an unsettling vibe no matter how you slice it, so even in a children’s cartoon a character themed around it is unnerving.
Some Batman villains are better suited to sporadic appearances, but much like Scarecrow, Tetch has a longer shelf life thanks to the elaborate otherworldly locations he often drops Batman into in order to battle his costumed henchmen. It changes up the visual palette of the show and puts Batman on his back foot.
Throw in some excellent voice work from McDowall and making sure he’s NOT sympathetic and you have yourself an elite member of the Rogues Gallery who has a chance to climb even higher in future appearances.
- Joker
- Mr. Freeze
- Two-Face
- Clayface
- Mad Hatter (NEW ENTRY)
- Poison Ivy
- Catwoman
- Clock King
- Killer Croc
- Rupert Thorne
- Lloyd Ventrix
- Scarecrow
- Roland Daggett (and Germs & Bell!)
- Red Claw
- Arnold Stromwell
- Mad Bomber
- Man-Bat
- Nostromos (and Lucas!)
- Harley Quinn
- Penguin
- Sewer King
- Boss Biggis
The Matt Signal 
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