Plot summary: Batman finds himself playing a deadly game against a death trap aficionado, with his own costume as the prize.
(Originally published on The Reel World October 24th, 2020)
Notes
Original Air Date: October 14th, 1992
Directed: Frank Paur (7)
Written: Elliot S. Maggin (1)
Animated: Dong Yang Animation Co., LTD. (9)
Music: Beth Ertz (1) & Mark Koval (1)
This marks the innocuous first apperance of the Bat Signal in the show. For some reason Bruce Timm never wanted to use it, but Alan Burnett pushed for it. Team Burnett!
Episode writer Elliot S. Maggin wrote for DC in the 70s and 80s, with an editor calling his debut comic script the greatest first-writing effort he had seen since Ray Bradbury. It was a reworking of a paper he wrote at university entitled “What Can One Man Do?” and it received a B-, sooo draw your own conclusions about academia vs trade publishing.
Furthermore this entire episode is based on one of Maggin’s issues of Detective Comics (#450, 1975)
Earlier drafts called for somebody to steal the Cape and Cowl and use them to impersonate Batman, and for Wormwood to see Bruce’s face when he surrenders, but both were nixed.
Director Frank Paur (never shy about criticising certain episodes) hated this one so much he tried to stop them from airing it.
Recap
A man named McWhirter follows a cryptic note to a mini-golf course in the dead of night. An unidentified voice tells us via loudspeaker that McWhirter is a diplomatic courier. I have absolutely no idea what that means, but from context they’re going for some shady government spycraft nonsense.
The voice leads McWhirter into some quicksand and extorts the location of some bearer bonds he’s meant to be transporting. All I could think about during this scene was that viral tweet about cartoons giving children the impression quicksand would be a far more common occurrence than it is.
Jim Gordon gives Batman the rundown; McWhirter failed to pick up and deliver $750,000 in government bonds intended for Eastern European refugees, which are now missing.
Batman suggest the perpetrator was Josiah Wormwood aka The Interrogator prompting Gordon to deliver one of the wildest lines of dialogue I’ve heard in 31 episodes:
“The guy who specializes in using deathtraps to pry information out of his victims? Terrific.”
Jim Gordon
The plot thickens as they plan to press a third character we’ve never met for information, ‘Baron’ Waclaw Jozek. Boy, oh boy.
Jozek is a guest speaker at a fundraiser and… Batman straight-up snatches the dude in front of hundreds of guests. Don’t worry, they undercut the seriousness of that by making sure Jozek gets pied (or caked?) on the way out and everybody laughs at him.
Batman tortures Jozek for information by dangling him from a great height by his suspenders. Suspending him, if you will…. Ahem. Bats suggests he hot foot it out of Gotham.
Instead Jozek meets with Wormwood and hires him to obtain Batman’s Cape and Cowl. Wormwood is titillated by the prospect of the challenge.
Gordon shares a cryptic note that Batman puzzles out instantly, but declines to share the solution because he is the most frustrating person.
We learn the answer is “Train Town”, which is some sort of train museum-come-theme park. Steam is billowing from one of the trains, prompting Bruce to head inside… where he is immediately trapped.
Wormwood tells him he has 60 seconds to save a random woman from being run over by the train, but he can save her instantly by surrendering his Cape and Cowl.
Batman declines, instead escaping the train after jamming one of the windows open with a Batarang. He dives for the woman with one second left but moves straight through her! She’s a hologram! Weird!
Wormwood reports his failure back to Jozek, promising his next death trap will definitely work. He leaves another note for Batman, and this time we’re off to a wax museum.
Batman is again immedately locked in, and Wormwood taunts him via loudspeaker. This time it’s a 20,000-watt halogen bulb that begins melting all the wax. Much like before he can save himself if he gives up the Cape and Cowl.
After a little trial and error and his gadgets getting covered in wax, Batman uses the metal framework from within one of the melted statues as a javelin, smashing the bulb… only it’s now emitting toxic gas!
Seeing no other option, Batman agrees to the terms, depositing the garments through a hatch after Wormwood vents the room. Luckily, he’s wearing a second, Zorro-like mask under the main one, protecting his identity.
Wormwood hands over the goods and he and Jozek have a drink to celebrate. But that’s not enough, as each has been dying to get the answer to a question from the other throughout the episode, so they agree to trade information.
Wormwood reveals the bonds are in a storage locker, the key to which he is planning to deliver to an agent of a (fictional) middle-eastern country. But when pressed for what he plans to do with the Cape and Cowl, Jozek reveals he plans… to wear them!
Sure enough, Kevin Conroy’s voice takes over and he rises out of his chair as a serpentine shadow with a familiar pair of white eyes and pointy ears. A rubber mask flops onto the desk and Wormwood realises he’s been played.
The two wrestle for the key, eventually brawling into a gym and battering each other with dumbbells.
Wormwood ends up in a swimming pool with the key… but Batman just yanks him out and he meekly hands it over. Lame.
Both Wormwood and the ‘Quirian’ agent are arrested, and as one last F-U, Batman posts Wormwood the Cape and Cowl with a riddle attached.
Best Performance
Regulars Kevin Conroy and Bob Hastings put in solid work here, with Batman gleefully solving riddles and cheesing it up when he wins the day, and Gordon becoming a 1950s motor mouth. Hastings hasn’t gotten a nod yet, so I am tempted…
But we also got two extremely hammy-in-a-good-way guest spots. Jonathan Rhys-Davies laid on a thick Eastern European accent as Waclaw Jozek, who was a fun faux-aristocratic dirtbag.
Meanwhile Bud Cort’s Josiah Wormwood has an incredibly distinct, jowly drawl that makes him pretty hard to deny. He lorded it over his victims when narrating their death traps, and was also a little idiosyncratic in his dealings with Jozek. Cort would go on to voice The Toyman in Superman: The Animated Series and Justice League Unlimited, and I’m shocked they didn’t find a way to bring him back in BTAS.
Ranking
This is a pretty convoluted episode that I’m shocked a network allowed to be made into a children’s cartoon. I am 31 years old and I barely understand what bearer bonds are. We also typically only meet one or two new characters in an episode, while this one introduces three in under 5 minutes, each with a goofy name and unclear relationship to the others.
Maggin laid on the fast talkin’ 50’s detective dialogue incredibly thick and I’m not sure how I feel about it. Ordinarily that kind of thing is my jam, but it felt a little over-baked here. An example:
“Nothing but a two-bit con-man, but a continental type, a real smoothie. The kind who’ll do anything for a free meal.”
Once things settle down and it becomes a good old fashioned Batman vs death-trap episode things improve, and the big reveal is good if a smidge unbelievable… but I kind of wish it ended there. Instead we get a three minute fight scene with an anticlimactic conclusion, though admittedly one that contains some well-done audio trickery that makes it seem like Batman let Wormwood fall out of a window to his death.
I’m sure older fans dig it as a more grown up story full of twists and turns, but I think it needed another pass, personally. There is definitely something here, and I respect Maggin’s comic book work, but yeah. Not a huge fan, personally.
- Heart of Ice
- Perchance to Dream
- Two-Face Part I
- Joker’s Favor
- Feat of Clay Part II
- Beware the Gray Ghost
- Mad as a Hatter
- Vendetta
- Appointment In Crime Alley
- Two-Face Part II
- On Leather Wings
- Pretty Poison
- Feat of Clay Part I
- It’s Never Too Late
- See No Evil
- The Clock King
- Eternal Youth
- The Cape and Cowl Conspiracy (NEW ENTRY)
- The Cat and the Claw Part I
- P.O.V.
- Christmas with the Joker
- Fear of Victory
- Be a Clown
- The Cat and the Claw Part II
- Nothing to Fear
- Prophecy of Doom
- Dreams In Darkness
- The Last Laugh
- The Under-Dwellers
- The Forgotten
- I’ve Got Batman in My Basement
Rogues Roundup
Josiah Wormwood (Bud Cort) (first appearance)
Kinda weird this isn’t The Riddler, huh? Cryptic notes. Magazine clippings. Game of wits against The World’s Greatest Detective. C’mon.
‘The Interrogator’ is trading in the same space as Clock King and Mad Hatter (in his first appearance at least), leading Batman into enormous set-pieces and challenging him to escape them quickly. As mentioned previously, the whole series is heavily inspired by the era when Batman comics were doing this a LOT, so he’s in good standing as far as one-shot villains go.
I’m pretty shocked that this is a one-shot appearance, given he seemingly bests Batman mentally (though the whole thing was an elaborate ruse by Batman so it doesn’t really count) and puts up a better than average fight in their final confrontation. But the biggest reason is him receiving the Cape and Cowl from Batman at the end. Suuuurely there’s a story to be told here where he gets out of prison and uses it for his own nefarious ends.
Missed opportunities notwithstanding, there’s enough going on here for Wormwood to score pretty well, even if he is stepping on the toes of some more famous villains.
- Joker
- Mr. Freeze
- Two-Face
- Clayface
- Mad Hatter
- Poison Ivy
- Catwoman
- Clock King
- Killer Croc
- Rupert Thorne
- Lloyd Ventrix
- Josiah Wormwood (NEW ENTRY)
- Scarecrow
- Roland Daggett (and Germs & Bell!)
- Red Claw
- Arnold Stromwell
- Mad Bomber
- Man-Bat
- Nostromos (and Lucas!)
- Harley Quinn
- Penguin
- Sewer King
- Boss Biggis
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