Plot summary: Selina Kyle struggles to keep her promise to leave her Catwoman days behind thanks to Roland Daggett’s latest nefarious scheme.
(Originally published on The Reel World November 8th, 2020)
Notes
Original Air Date: November 5th, 1992
Directed: Boyd Kirkland (9)
Written: Sean Catherine Derek (7) (story), Buzz Dixon (1) (teleplay)
Animation: Akom Production Co. (8)
Music: Harvey R. Cohen (3)
Buzz Dixon, is a prolific writer of cartoons, in particular G.I. Joe, Transformers and Alvin and the Chipmunks. This was is only Batman script.
It’s been a while since we’ve had a story about Bruce Timm being displeased with the animation, but he finally fired Akom for their work on this episode. In fairness, Catwoman’s clothes change colour at one point, the courtroom extras are haunting and some of the lip-flaps are way off.
Speaking of complaints, Boyd Kirkland wasn’t wild about the script taking aim at animal cruelty, calling it his least favourite episode he worked on. Sean Catherine Derek bickered with the producers a lot over her scripts, which frequently tackled social issues.
Recap
We hit the ground running with Selina Kyle pleading guilty for charges brought against her as Catwoman, facing up to 25 years in prison. She instead gets probation due to helping save Gotham in her previous appearance. Continuity!
The background extras in this scene look so awful I’m legitimately terrified of them. Oh! A condition of Selina’s sentence is she never suit up as Catwoman again 😦
Alfred playfully jabs at Bruce about the potential of a romance now that Selina has been forced to hang up her costume. Bruce is unconvinced, and points out their Spider-Man/Black Cat dynamic, with her only attracted to him as Batman.
Selina returns to her penthouse to the awful news that her live-in assistant Maven lost her precious cat, Isis. Still, at least it’s not prison?
Selina asks around the fish market for Isis but with no luck. She does witness a pair of cat-snatchers called Jessy and Paunch trying to grab some strays though, so promptly kicks their asses with an assist from Batman.
The two almost kiss but the cops arrive. Bats splits, leaving Selina victim to false testimony that gets her arrested again 😦
Elsewhere at Daggett Labs, Professor Milo demonstrates a drug that drives animals feral. Daggett is pleased, wanting this ‘operation’ completed by the next evening. Milo grabs his next subject… Isis!
Bruce bails Selina out and she once again rebuffs his romantic advances. She connects the dots to Daggett, whose lawyer represented the two cat-snatchers. Bruce warns her of the danger and she responds by essentially admitting she’s about to do Catwoman things.
She rolls up to the lab in a… Catmobile? I don’t think I’ve ever seen this in any Batman media! It’s got suicide doors! Sweet. Anyway, yeah, she cuts her way through the fence and heads inside.
She frees Isis, but gets bitten. Milo and the crooks confront her but she easily evades them and flees. Upon reaching the roof she begins to feel woozy from the bite, her trademark grace giving way to clumsy swim-head, passing out in the middle of a road.
Luckily Batman stumbles across her and takes her back to her secret hideout after she claims a hospital would rat on her. Examining her scratch, Bruce promises to save Isis.
Heading back to the lab, Bats interrogates one of the goons, correctly deducing that Daggett plans to use stray animals to spread a plague he’s already mass-produced an antidote to sell. I know he’s the World’s Greatest Detective, but I feel there was a piece of information missing here that would allow such a leap in logic.
Daggett confirms the plot and unleashes his men (and one of the rabid dogs) on him. Bruce sprints out into the woods to try and escape the dog, with Daggett sending Milo after him.
Bruce ends up frantically wrestling the dog atop a frozen lake by Selina’s hideout, managing to spray some of the antitoxin inhaler on the dog, calming it almost instantly. It’s out of the frying pan and into the… ice cold water though, as Bats falls through.
Milo remarks there’s no way anyone could survive that temperature for long, apparently unfamiliar with the premise of Batman. Sure enough, Bruce bursts back up through the ice to grab Milo and Jessy before heading inside to help Selina.
Recovering back at home, Selina brushes off the media beginning to think of Catwoman as a hero, as she misses Isis. Right on cue, Bruce returns the missing feline via an open window.
Best Performance
Most of the usual suspects are off their game this time out, with Conroy not getting enough lines to do much with, and Ed Asner barely even featuring. Ditto Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
Treat Williams seemed like he was on to something with his rendition of Professor Milo, but again, not many lines. Denny Dillon’s Jessy is instantly unlikeable as a comically mean-spirited cat snatcher. But it’s pretty one-note.
Adrienne Barbeau is solid enough and dominates the dialogue, so for a lack of true competition if nothing else I’m willing to give it to her. She does a good job of sounding distressed and remorseful, while still throwing in a little of the feisty flirtation when tangling with Batman.
Ranking
You know, I’ve generally felt Bruce Timm’s ire towards some of the animation studios has been overly harsh, but this might be the ugliest episode to date. I don’t think an entire ranking should hinge on that, but it’s a distractingly bad-looking episode, made all the more noticeable when the visual quality has been so much higher of late.
Even if it were well animated, it’s not a terrifically interesting plot. Daggett’s plan is theoretically interesting, with the use of captured strays to create a problem he sells a cure for being quite creative, but that’s lost in the shuffle of an otherwise clunky episode.
I like Catwoman plenty fine, but this is not her finest outing. It’s not JUST because she’s firmly on the side of the angels this time, it’s more that she doesn’t really get to do much. Sure she beats up Jenny and Paunch, but then Batman has to save her. Sure she breaks into Daggett Labs and uncovers part of the plot, but then Batman has to save her again. And then she’s mostly just unconscious until she gets her cat back. Not a strong backdoor pilot for a spin-off show… which was actually in consideration but never made it past the early planning stages.
Bruce getting knocked back by his crush again, only to damsel her twice doesn’t do him many favours either, and wrestling a dog and then swimming around in a frozen lake aren’t my idea of strong action scenes. So… a bit of a dud all-round.
- The Laughing Fish
- Heart of Ice
- Robin’s Reckoning Part I
- Perchance to Dream
- Two-Face Part I
- Joker’s Favor
- Feat of Clay Part II
- Robin’s Reckoning Part II
- Beware the Gray Ghost
- Mad as a Hatter
- Vendetta
- Appointment In Crime Alley
- Two-Face Part II
- On Leather Wings
- Pretty Poison
- Feat of Clay Part I
- It’s Never Too Late
- See No Evil
- The Clock King
- Eternal Youth
- The Cape and Cowl Conspiracy
- The Cat and the Claw Part I
- P.O.V.
- Christmas with the Joker
- Fear of Victory
- Be a Clown
- Night of the Ninja
- The Cat and the Claw Part II
- Nothing to Fear
- Prophecy of Doom
- Dreams In Darkness
- The Last Laugh
- Cat Scratch Fever (NEW ENTRY)
- The Under-Dwellers
- The Forgotten
- I’ve Got Batman in My Basement
Villain Watch
Catwoman (Adrienne Barbeau) (third appearance)
We’ve got a crowded house this week so I’ll try and keep it brief. Catwoman is barely a villain in the episodes where she’s stealing things, but she’s definitely not one here. But in the broad picture she’s got to be considered one because this is a children’s cartoon and she does steal things sometimes. The character remains strong, regardless of which side of the morality spectrum she’s on, but there’s not enough to move her in the rankings.
Roland Daggett (Ed Asner) (fourth appearance)
This is a bit of a disappointing outing for Daggett, only speaking twice. I suspect they had Asner in for one of his larger feature episodes and he just knocked these lines out at the end or something. The convoluted get-rich-quick plot is fitting with his character, and weirdly enough he’s the second most recurring villain so far. His previous appearances are strong enough to keep him where he is, but a harsher critic might bump him down.
Professor Milo (Treat Williams) (first appearance)
There isn’t much to set Milo apart from Jessy, the cat snatcher who actually talks and is far meaner (and arguably more effective) than any of the other villains in the episode, except he is a recurring Batman villain, so he’s getting the spot. It’s pretty tame going though, as he’s a generic scientist with a bad haircut on the payroll of a more powerful villain. Experimenting on animals isn’t cool, so he gets to be above the real clunkers. I refuse to go back and re-evaluate them; Sewer King and Boss Biggis are remaining on the bottom forever.
- Joker
- Mr. Freeze
- Two-Face
- Clayface
- Mad Hatter
- Poison Ivy
- Catwoman
- Clock King
- Killer Croc
- Rupert Thorne
- Lloyd Ventrix
- Josiah Wormwood
- Scarecrow
- Roland Daggett (and Germs & Bell!)
- Tony Zucco
- Harley Quinn
- Red Claw
- Arnold Stromwell
- Mad Bomber
- Man-Bat
- Nostromos (and Lucas!)
- Kyodai Ken
- Penguin
- Professor Milo (NEW ENTRY)
- Sewer King
- Boss Biggis
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