Plot summary: The Riddler returns to lure Batman into a virtual world of his own making, with Jim Gordon’s life at stake.
(Originally published on The Reel World December 20th, 2020)
Notes
Original Air Date: November 24th, 1992
Directed: Dick Sebast (8)
Written: Marty Isenberg (1) & Robert N. Skir (1)
Animation: Akom Production Co. (12)
Music: Richard Bronskill (3)
Riddler’s fate in the episode is remarkably similar to that of Jim Carrey’s live-action portrayal of the character in Batman Forever, which also featured a meta-riddle solved using numbers from smaller riddles.
Bruce Timm dislikes this episode, feeling it was too farfetched for their tone. He’s cool with the various mutant animals, though.
First time series writers Marty Isenberg & Robert N. Skir wrote a LOT of cartoons together, including X-Men, Spider-Man, Superman, Transforms, Gargoyles, The Mummy and of course Extreme Ghostbusters.
Recap
An intensely normal man is out for a night jog and stops to use an ATM, only for it to present him with a riddle. He attempts to cancel the transaction but this counts as an incorrect guess and his balance drops to $0.00. Yikes.
Later Gotham’s stockbrokers and the folks at the DMV (including Alfred and Dick who were there to dispute a parking ticket!!!) are hit with their own riddles, creating chaos.
The press hound Jim Gordon about this string of crimes but he has nothing to report. Batman does his best to give him a heart attack by emerging from the shadows to announce Edward Nygma is back.
Following the news that a suspicious crate has been delivered to GCPD, the station is evacuated, providing a distraction for two of Riddler’s hired goons to steal the GCPD’s physical records too.
It turns out the ‘crate’ is an enormous question-mark-covered obelisk, which Batman and Robin examine while the cops cower in fear. Robin remarks it’s a giant Chinese puzzle box and is able to make it collapse, revealing a computer terminal with two chairs…
The computer is moved to the GCPD crime lab, despite clear being too large to fit through the door. Bruce leaves Robin with it and heads back to the Batcave to puzzle out the riddles, which Alfred solves instantly:
“Where does a 500lb gorilla sleep? – Anywhere it wants.
What’s worse than a millipede with flat feet? – A giraffe with a sore throat.
How do you five elephants into a compact car? – Two in the front seat, two in the back and one in the trunk.”
(Batman rightfully points out these aren’t riddles but corny old jokes. Is that a critique of the previous Riddler episode? If so, it’s warranted.)
Bruce deduces that if one takes the numbers from each and convert them to roman numerals you get D.M.V., and thus deduces Nygma is going after the physical copy of their records on him, after deleting the digital ones. Woooof.
Bats arrives a little too late to prevent a robbery, getting first beaten down by a post, and then almost run over by a remote-controlled van full of explosives. This might be his biggest L ever.
Back at the crime lab, Dick explains that the Riddler’s computer is an advanced VR machine, blowing Jim’s tiny mind as they digitally roam around an M.C. Escher staircase.
Dick assures him that Nygma can’t access the machine as it lacks a phone line, but ta digital Riddler seizes Gordon! Dick tries to yank Jim’s headset off but is electrocuted. Video games = bad!
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Riddler calls a payphone near Batman that ejects four quarters and a penny. The penny is copper, which is slang for police, the four quarters show heads, and their total value is 101… therefore the answer is Room 101, Police Head-Quarters. That’s right, he could have literally stayed still!!!
Bruce learns that Gordon has about fifteen minutes until he suffers a heart attack, and that disconnecting him suddenly would have the same effect so he has no choice but to join him in VR, with Robin providing tech support from the outside via a headset.
Presented with an infinite row of doors, Batman picks one randomly and is attacked by giant (incredibly dodgy looking) question marks. Facing certain death, he opens another door marked ‘crazy intent’, which unleashes a train, running over his would be killers. Get it? Crazy. Intent. Loco. Motive…
Presented with a riddle about kings and queens, he opens a door marked 4096 (64 squared) and finds himself on an enormous chessboard.
By moving like a knight in chess, Batman is transformed into a more literal knight mounted on a winged horse that begins flying through space. This is extremely hard to recap.
Dick directs him through various constellations (which take on their namesake appearances and try to attack him) until he reaches ‘Pegasus’, granting him access to the next stage.
Riddler places an enormous Rubik’s Cube Baxter’s Box containing Jim Gordon on the ground, giving Bats one minute to solve it and blocking Dick from helping. If you could do that all along, why wait until now?!?
Batman has no time for any of this, and in true Batman fashion wills himself to manipulate the virtual reality, giving himself hammer-hands and creating many clones of himself!
Nygma responds in kind, repairing the box as quickly as the Batmen can damage it. Bruce calmly reverts to a single version, points out Riddler can’t split his consciousness 32-ways AND keep the virtual world together, causing it to immediately start melting. Like Wile E. Coyote only falling after he realises he’s standing on thin air, I guess?
Batman saves Gordon and the pair escape, but Riddler has no such luck, seemingly left trapped inside the machine as it fails. And that’s not even the end of the episode!
Focusing on Riddler’s comment “If the planet were equitable, I’d still have my old job”, the Dynamic Duo head to… The World’s Fair. These are all SO tenuous.
They head inside where Riddler is at a computer terminal, catatonic due to his mind getting trapped in virtual reality. The heroes basically shrug it off and leave. Whoa.
Best Performance
Much like in his debut episode, John Glover’s work as The Riddler is the absolute strongest part of a bad episode. He imbues Nygma with casual, snobbish confidence that perfectly complements the series’ redesign of the character, while also being able to slide the sinister/creepy levels up when required. Most of the show’s non-physical villains tend to think they’re smarter than Batman only to be revealed as bumbling fools, but Glover manages to give Riddler a more dangerous edge through his performance.
Everybody else was perfectly fine, except Hal Rayle, who gave the absolute worst line-reading on the show as one of the stockbrokers. To be fair the line was “Good lord, we’ve got a computer vandal on our hands!”
Episode Ranking
This amounts to little more than a remix of ‘If You’re So Smart, Why Aren’t You Rich?’, swapping out the death-trap maze for a virtual reality puzzle gauntlet. I marginally prefer this, in large part because the riddles are less frustrating. They’re still not very good (a shame given they’re the villain’s entire deal), but they at least make logical, if tenuous sense, and the hidden riddle tying some of them together was smart.
But several of these riddles are delivered for the sole purpose of leading Batman away from the police station, only to send him back there. I get what they were going for, that Bruce would have spotted the hidden modem connection that Dick didn’t, but it felt more like a waste of the viewer’s time, not a clever trick to distract our hero.
The major thing the episode has going for it are the visuals, with the virtual world presented as a black and red world of surrealist paintings brought to life. It was an interesting twist on the neon greens and blues that usually come with the trope, and looking at the episode is far more enjoyable than listening to it.
You can kind of encapsulate the entire thing in the chess scene; A cool idea (Batman having to behave like a (dark) knight on a giant chessboard), is ruined by sloppy execution (all the other pieces move completely at random to attack) and is immediately abandoned for something even wackier (flying through space on a winged horse), but it sure does look pretty!
- The Laughing Fish
- Almost Got ‘Im
- Heart of Ice
- Robin’s Reckoning Part I
- Perchance to Dream
- Two-Face Part I
- Joker’s Favor
- Feat of Clay Part II
- Robin’s Reckoning Part II
- Beware the Gray Ghost
- Mad as a Hatter
- Heart of Steel Part II
- Vendetta
- Appointment In Crime Alley
- Two-Face Part II
- Birds of a Feather
- Heart of Steel Part I
- On Leather Wings
- Pretty Poison
- Feat of Clay Part I
- It’s Never Too Late
- See No Evil
- The Clock King
- Joker’s Wild
- The Strange Secret of Bruce Wayne
- Eternal Youth
- The Cape and Cowl Conspiracy
- The Cat and the Claw Part I
- Day of the Samurai
- Terror in the Sky
- P.O.V.
- Christmas with the Joker
- Fear of Victory
- Be a Clown
- What is Reality? (NEW ENTRY)
- Night of the Ninja
- The Cat and the Claw Part II
- Nothing to Fear
- Prophecy of Doom
- Tyger, Tyger
- If You’re So Smart, Why Aren’t You Rich?
- Dreams In Darkness
- The Last Laugh
- Cat Scratch Fever
- Moon of the Wolf
- The Under-Dwellers
- The Forgotten
- I’ve Got Batman in My Basement
Rogues Roundup
The Riddler (John Glover) (second appearance)
I can see why one might object to how highly I ranked Riddler given how bad I thought his debut episode was, but I maintain the character was well designed, voiced and executed, evading capture and essentially achieving his goals.
Glover’s voice work was even better this time around, and Nygma’s whole ‘Master of a Virtual World’ thing was fun while it lasted. His fate is reversed from before, as rather than getting away unharmed, he potentially suffers about as bad a fate as any villain in a children’s cartoon possibly can.
His appearances have undoubtedly been memorable, even if the episodes are poor.
- The Joker
- Mr. Freeze
- Two-Face
- Clayface
- Mad Hatter
- Catwoman
- Poison Ivy
- The Riddler (-)
- Clock King
- Penguin
- Killer Croc
- HARDAC (and Ronda Duane)
- Rupert Thorne
- Lloyd Ventrix
- Harley Quinn
- Josiah Wormwood
- Scarecrow
- Roland Daggett (and Germs & Bell!)
- Tony Zucco
- Man-Bat
- Hugo Strange
- Red Claw
- Arnold Stromwell
- Mad Bomber
- Tygrus (and Dr. Dorian)
- Kyodai Ken
- Nostromos (and Lucas!)
- Cameron Kaiser
- Dr. Dorian (and Garth)
- Professor Milo
- Romulus
- Sewer King
- Boss Biggis
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