Plot summary: Small-time crook Sid the Squid’s life takes a turn for the worse after he apparently kills Batman.
(Originally published on The Reel World January 2nd, 2021)
Notes
Original Air Date: February 1st, 1993
Directed: Bruce Timm (4)
Written: Paul Dini (8)
Animation: Sunrise (8)
Music: Shirley Walker (23)
This is Bruce Timm’s fourth and final time in the director’s chair. As mentioned previously he was never really supposed to take this role on himself, but the network wouldn’t pay for an extra director so he and Eric Radomski had to do a few episodes themselves.
The origin of this episode was a bet between Timm & Dini about whether they could pull off an episode where Batman wasn’t present for most of it. It also draws from the comic story ‘Death Grip’.
Harley’s rendition of ‘Amazing Grace’ on the kazoo was legitimately performed by Arleen Sorkin in a single take and made the cast burst out laughing as soon as she finished.
Speaking of Harley, this episode was the one to establish her real name, Harleen Quinzel.
Sid the Squid was listed as one of Tony Zucco’s aliases in ‘Robin’s Reckoning’.
Recap
A man… is running! In the rain! He steps over a newspaper that reads “Batman Slain?” on his way to see Rupert Thorne, who is uncharacteristically nice to the bumbling fool.
Thorne reveals everybody is calling Sidney ‘The Man Who Killed Batman.’ Sid downplays this, but Thorne insists he tell his tale, setting us up for an extended flashback…
A small-time crook with ambitions of moving up, Sidney joined a drug run with a friend of a friend. It quickly beccomes apparent his accomplices brought him in as a patsy.
They butter Sidney up by offering him a criminal alias, Sid the Squid, improvised from a nearby seafood billboard. Sid is thrilled and makes little shadow puppets of a squid. It’s adorable.
Suddenly Batman swings into action and after a series of mishaps, the pair end up teetering over the edge of the building. In Batman’s efforts to save Sid’s life he ends up falling directly into a gas explosion!
As the other crooks gather to see what happened, Sid descends holding Batman’s cape and cowl, having apparently killed Batman!!!
Sid briefly enjoys fame in criminal underworld, but quickly becomes a target of those trying to use him to boost their reputation, leading to a bar fight and mass arrests.
A lawyer by the name of Harleen Quinzel bails Sidney out from the GCPD. Bullock feels he’s seen Harleen somewhere before and she makes a dirty joke about a small subpoena. LOL.
Harleen reveals herself as Harley Quinn to the surprise of nobody Sid, and delivers him to The Joker who points out no body was recovered, so they’ll need proof Bats is really gone.
Thus with Sid the Squid in tow, Joker and his crew rob a diamond exchange, until the penny drops for Joker that Batman truly isn’t coming to thwart him, becoming despondent.
Joker holds a funeral at Ace Chemicals, the very place that he was ‘created’ by Batman. The Clown Prince of Crime delivers a eulogy, lamenting all the ways he DIDN’T get to kill Batman.
Placing the blame at Sidney’s feet, Joker has Sid placed in a coffin and lowers it into a vat of acid as Harley plays ‘Amazing Grace’ on a kazoo! I mean… does television get better than this?
Luckily for Sid, the coffin is washed out through the drainage system and he emerges unharmed. This brings us to the present as he meets with the organiser of the drug run that started all this, Rupert Thorne.
Sidney pleads with Thorne to grant him safe passage out of Gotham. Unfortunately Thorne doesn’t believe his story, feeling that bragging about outwitting Joker was a step too far, and accuses him of playing dumb to muscle in on her operation!
Raising his gun, Thorne is interrupted by the sound of gunshots and a scuffle outside. One of his men comes crashing through the door and Batman struts in, casually tossing a batarang to disarm him.
Bruce gives the mob boss a beating and then explains he faked his death and then followed Sid to get to the bottom of the drug operation. He also saved Sid from Joker, of course.
Sidney tries to leave but Batman has him tossed in prison as well, where the inmates treat him like a king, causing him to beam with pride.
“A big shot at last!”
Sid the Squid
Best Performance
Mark Hamill has said that the eulogy scene is what truly made him understand Joker for the first time, and he delivered it in fantastic fashion, punctuating it with the stellar line “Well, that was fun. Who’s for Chinese?” That takes some beating.
But it turns out Arleen Sorkin is more than up to the task, putting on a true showcase performance. Firstly she does a fantastic job with Harley posing as a lawyer, and her delivery of the subpoena joke is absolutely perfect; just subtle enough to land without being too on the nose. And then she slips back into the regular Harley voice and is on top of her game playing off Joker. Plus I’m counting the kazoo solo as part of her performance, which is the stuff of true legend.
It feels a shame to not give props to Matt Frewer as Sid the Squid as he’s a perfect little fool, but does he play ‘Amazing Grace’ on the kazoo? Do Kevin Conroy, John Vernon or Robert Costanzo? No they do not.
Episode Ranking
This may be the best directed episode in the series, in particular Sid’s retelling of his triumph over Batman. From the staging of Batman’s arrival to the slapstick fight that makes it seem to onlookers as though Sid is beating him up, to the all-important unbelievable yet totally believable circumstances of the fall, it’s a masterclass in visual storytelling. Harley and Joker emerge from shadows and are animated in a way that makes them appear even larger than life than usual, which conveys the degree to which Sid is in over his head.
The writing is pretty strong too in terms of dialogue, with Joker’s response to Bruce’s demise ranking pretty highly in terms of Batman/Joker moments in the entire franchise. Dini also naturally writes Harley extremely well.
It’s a fun premise, with an incredibly unlikely culprit seeming to bring down Gotham’s legendary vigilante and then learning the consequences of such an action, not from the police, but from his fellow criminals. It was Heath Ledger’s quips about not knowing what he’d done without Batman, but 20 years earlier.
My only real knock against it is that the conclusion isn’t as satisfying as you might hope, in part because the stakes don’t feel all that high. Batman played dead, allowed Joker to pull off a diamond heist (though admittedly they put all the jewels back when they realised Bats wasn’t coming) and followed Sid around just so that he could prove that Gotham’s biggest mob boss was behind a mob operation. I could have gone for something a little grander to cap off his grand deception, personally.
- The Laughing Fish
- Almost Got ‘Im
- Heart of Ice
- I Am the Night
- Robin’s Reckoning Part I
- The Man Who Killed Batman (NEW ENTRY)
- Perchance to Dream
- Two-Face Part I
- Joker’s Favor
- Feat of Clay Part II
- Robin’s Reckoning Part II
- Beware the Gray Ghost
- Mad as a Hatter
- Heart of Steel Part II
- Appointment In Crime Alley
- Two-Face Part II
- Pretty Poison
- Feat of Clay Part I
- Off Balance
- Vendetta
- Birds of a Feather
- Heart of Steel Part I
- On Leather Wings
- See No Evil
- The Clock King
- It’s Never Too Late
- Joker’s Wild
- Eternal Youth
- The Cape and Cowl Conspiracy
- The Cat and the Claw Part I
- Day of the Samurai
- The Strange Secret of Bruce Wayne
- Terror in the Sky
- P.O.V.
- Christmas with the Joker
- Fear of Victory
- Be a Clown
- What is Reality?
- Night of the Ninja
- The Cat and the Claw Part II
- Nothing to Fear
- Prophecy of Doom
- Tyger, Tyger
- If You’re So Smart, Why Aren’t You Rich?
- Dreams In Darkness
- The Last Laugh
- Cat Scratch Fever
- Moon of the Wolf
- The Under-Dwellers
- The Forgotten
- I’ve Got Batman in My Basement
Rogues Roundup
Rupert Thorne (John Vernon) (fifth appearance)
Gotham’s top mob boss has been coasting for a while on the strength of the ‘Two-Face‘ double-bill. Vernon makes the character work, but it’s become difficult to justify why he’s been sitting so much higher than Roland Daggett et al, so now is the time to adjust his ranking down a little.
Harley Quinn (Arleen Sorkin) (fourth appearance)
With each outing Harley’s powers grow, and you can see one of the biggest breakout stars in comic book history bubbling below the surface. Even four appearances in, it’s hard to believe she was a last-minute replacement for Joker in drag, as Sorkin makes her a fully realised character in her own right. She enhances Joker, who had some pretty iffy outings early on without his compelling wing-woman, and she oftentimes threatens to steal the show from him.
I think it’s time for her to join her fellow Gotham City Sirens in the top 10. Speaking of which I’m flipping Catwoman and Poison Ivy as some more housekeeping now we’re past 50 episodes.
Joker (Mark Hamill) (ninth appearance)
The brilliance of this take on the character is that while he appears in one form or another 19 times in the series (plus tiny cameos), easily the most of any villain, it doesn’t feel too much at all. It did early on, but ever since Dini got his hands on him they’ve deployed him in a far more effective manner.
Take this episode; even with Batman out of the picture for most of the runtime, Joker only appears for about five minutes. He arrives, he’s delightfully manic, and he’s gone again. It starts with him offering a sinister handshake only to have a buzzer in his hand, and it ends in him interrupting his playful eulogy to order Sid to his death and then caps it off with a one-liner. Just great stuff. Less can be more.
It’s not to say his showcase episodes aren’t amazing, because they are, it’s that they can have it both ways now.
Sid the Squid (Matt Frewer) (first appearance)
For about 18 minutes he was number one with a bullet. He killed Batman!
But back down to earth he must come. I still think he’s a fun little character, outshining the majority of the single-appearance villains. But I won’t get too carried away and can’t honestly say he tops the combined forces of Roland Daggett, Bell and my beloved Germs.
- The Joker (-)
- Mr. Freeze
- Two-Face
- Clayface
- Mad Hatter
- Poison Ivy (↑)
- Catwoman (↓)
- Harley Quinn (↑)
- The Riddler
- Clock King
- Penguin
- Killer Croc
- HARDAC (and Ronda Duane)
- Lloyd Ventrix
- Count Vertigo
- Rupert Thorne (↓)
- Josiah Wormwood
- Scarecrow
- Roland Daggett (and Germs & Bell!)
- Sid the Squid (NEW ENTRY)
- Jimmy ‘Jazzman’ Peake
- Tony Zucco
- Man-Bat
- Hugo Strange
- Red Claw
- Arnold Stromwell
- Mad Bomber
- Tygrus (and Dr. Dorian)
- Kyodai Ken
- Talia al Ghul
- Ra’s al Ghul
- Nostromos (and Lucas!)
- Cameron Kaiser
- Dr. Dorian (and Garth)
- Professor Milo
- Romulus
- Sewer King
- Boss Biggis
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