Plot summary: After being dumped by The Joker, Harley Quinn finds a kindred spirit in Poison Ivy and the two proceed to Be Gay, Do Crime.

(Originally published on The Reel World January 17th, 2021)
Notes
Original Air Date: January 18th, 1993
Directed: Boyd Kirkland (13)
Written: Paul Dini (10)
Animation: Dong Yang Animation Co., LTD. (20) (with layouts by Tokyo Movie Shinsha Co., Ltd.)
Music: Peter Davidson (1), Michael McCuistion (6) & Shirley Walker (26)
There are lots of little animation errors here, including Harley and Ivy’s faces disappearing and Batman typing on a flat surface with no keyboard.
The trio of catcallers are modelled after Bruce Timm (creator), Eric Radomski (producer) and Ted Blackman (background supervisor).
Whether intentionally or not, Ivy rendering Harley resistant to toxins had a huge impact on her ongoing continuity, as it was also attributed to her general survivability and increased physical prowess.

Recap
Another episode that begins in media res, with a terrified Harley Quinn acting as chauffeur for Joker in a car chase with Batman. Mistah J plays backseat driver, giving bad directions and vague instructions, but still blames Harley despite her being solely responsible for them getting away.
Back at their lair, Joker continues to berate Harley, who inadvertently embarrasses him in front of his henchmen. Enough is enough and he tosses her out on the street. Literally.

Attempting to show up/impress Joker, Harley executes the diamond heist that they failed before the episode (hence the car chase), but alarms sound because Poison Ivy is stealing rare plants from the same museum!
The pair make introductions while evading the police, and turn out to be quite an effective team, escaping the museum and making a getaway in Ivy’s car.

Ivy takes Harley back to her hideout, a condemned housing estate closed due to a chemical spill. Pam gives Harlz an injection to let her survive the environment and then scolds her for putting up with Joker’s abuse, vowing to help raise her self-esteem with some good old girl gang villainy.
Sure enough, they head to the Gotham Peregrinators Club (a concept I only know from Catch Me If You Can) to troll a bunch of well-to-do misogynists (and also tie them up in vines and rob them blind.)

Some time later Ivy hangs the latest of a series of front page headlines about the ‘New Queens of Crime’ on the fridge, while Harley sets the table. Just gals being pals. Unfortunately Quinn is still hung up on Joker.
Speaking of the Clown Prince, we see him struggling to keep himself organised without Harley, and is positively furious to discover what she’s been up to since.

Ivy continues to needle at Harley, but approves of her blowing up the car of a group of cat-callers. This is at last enough to get Batman’s attention.
Alfred rightfully questions why Bruce is looking at what are essentially pin-up pictures of the two on the Batcomputer. He finishes analysing the soil left behind in the car hijinx, learning of the location of Ivy’s hideout.

Harley secretly telephones Joker while Ivy is out, needing to know if he’s still angry with her. Naturally he lies and traces her location. Batman gets first crack though, smashing through the window in a gas mask.
Ivy immediately captures him with her plants and the two tie him to a kitchen table adorned with household appliances typically associated with housewifery. Legit, Ivy makes sure to say it out loud. Harley shoves the table down into a pool of the toxic sludge, apparently killing him!

Unfortunately this allows Joker and his crew to sneak into the house. Harley takes it well. Ivy does not, pointing out they’ve got about ten minutes until they die from the noxious air.
Joker isn’t fazed, trying to steal their loot, but making the mistake of trying to gas Ivy with his trick lapel flower. Naturally she shrugs it off and kicks everybody’s ass before leading Harley outside.

Batman, having escaped certain death yet again, joins the fray, allowing the ladies to escape while the men burn the whole place down. Batman rescues Joker from the flames so he can lock him up. Urgh.
And what of our intrepid girl gang? Rene Montoya shoots out one of their tyres and arrests them both. The episode ends with all three villains in prison, with Joker swearing no more women in his operations, while Harley and Ivy garden. Harley expresses hope she can work it out with Joker, so Ivy throws soil in her face.

Best Performance
There can only really be two candidates here and they are NOT Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill, which is significant in itself!
Arleen Sorkin continues to excel, demonstrating she can make one of the most recognisable voices in animation work in larger doses, while also arguably getting her first real opportunity to demonstrate her acting ability. It’s not that I like Harley as the prisoner of an abusive relationship, but it’s undeniably some heavy material for Sorkin to sink her teeth into, and her talents helped permanently etch the character into the superhero hall of fame.
Diane Pershing is simultaneously a playful rebel who lives for chaos and wants Harley to cheer up, and a self-sufficient actualised adult who wants Harley to follow her example and gain some confidence. She’s fantastic at both, and blends the two in sublime fashion. She pouts, she decries the patriarchy and she’s just generally a fun time.
Thus for the first time I declare co-winners of this category.

Episode Ranking
We take the relationship between these two characters for granted given how ubiquitous it is these days, with their romantic subtext gradually becoming text, but Dini originated the whole idea right here. The episode that launched a thousand ships, if you will.
Some homophobes claim it’s all just fans clutching at straws (the same people who think Wonder Woman would be straight despite spending almost her entire life in the company of women), but to my eye it’s pretty plain to see even in this early 90s children’s cartoon. They cohabit a perfect little suburban house together while wearing very little clothing. It is 100% ‘Be Gay, Do Crime.’
My woke agenda aside, this is just a really fun little caper that succeeds by shifting Batman to the background to put the spotlight on three of the show’s most compelling villains. I’ve said before that I think being able to hand the ball to your supporting cast and remain interesting is the true test of a well built show, and this demonstrates it yet again. These aren’t just cardboard cutout villains waiting to be punched by the hero, they have their own lives and motivations, which Batman basically gets in the way of.
- The Laughing Fish
- Almost Got ‘Im
- Heart of Ice
- I Am the Night
- Robin’s Reckoning Part I
- The Man Who Killed Batman
- Perchance to Dream
- Two-Face Part I
- Joker’s Favor
- Feat of Clay Part II
- Harley and Ivy (NEW ENTRY)
- Robin’s Reckoning Part II
- Beware the Gray Ghost
- Mad as a Hatter
- Heart of Steel Part II
- Appointment In Crime Alley
- Two-Face Part II
- Pretty Poison
- Feat of Clay Part I
- Off Balance
- Vendetta
- Birds of a Feather
- Heart of Steel Part I
- On Leather Wings
- See No Evil
- The Clock King
- It’s Never Too Late
- Joker’s Wild
- Eternal Youth
- The Cape and Cowl Conspiracy
- The Cat and the Claw Part I
- Zatanna
- Day of the Samurai
- The Mechanic
- The Strange Secret of Bruce Wayne
- Terror in the Sky
- P.O.V.
- Christmas with the Joker
- Fear of Victory
- Be a Clown
- What is Reality?
- Night of the Ninja
- Mudslide
- The Cat and the Claw Part II
- Nothing to Fear
- Prophecy of Doom
- Tyger, Tyger
- If You’re So Smart, Why Aren’t You Rich?
- Dreams In Darkness
- The Last Laugh
- Cat Scratch Fever
- Moon of the Wolf
- Paging the Crime Doctor
- The Under-Dwellers
- The Forgotten
- I’ve Got Batman in My Basement

Rogues Roundup
Harley Quinn (Arleen Sorkin) (fifth appearance)
Through four appearances Harley quickly graduated from a non-entity to a fantastic double-act with Joker, with memorable little moments that cemented her staying power. This is the first episode to demonstrate what she will ultimately become, as she co-leads the episode.
In addition to establishing her relationship with Ivy, the episode is also for better or worse the main origin of her abusive relationship with The Joker. He’s been comically mean to her in the past, and ‘The Laughing Fish’ ended with a line to this effect, but after telling the story from Harley’s point of view, it’s suddenly not so funny anymore. Personally I find people that are super into them as a romantic pairing a little disturbing, but each to their own I guess.

The Joker (Mark Hamill) (ninth appearance)
We’re used to Joker occupying the role of antagonist when opposing Batman, but this episode takes a stab at setting him up as a very different kind of villain, that of a jealous, misogynistic domestic abuser. He is awful to Harley; he throws her out, but then can’t abide her succeeding without him and attempts to take her back by force, only to suffer defeat at both Ivy and Batman’s hands.
While I condone none of his behaviour, this episode is important, because it’s easy to get caught up in the whimsy and Mark Hamill’s performance and forget that he’s meant to be the worst of the worst; an irredeemable inhuman monster.

Poison Ivy (Diane Pershing) (fourth appearance)
While Dini did Ivy a disservice in his first effort writing her, he did establish her immunity to all toxins, which is nicely alluded to in the form of her hiding out in a housing estate closed down by the health board. It’s the little things. Like sitting weirdly in a chair… if you catch my drift…
What I mean by that is Dini also transforms her into a full-blown man-hater in this episode, which I mean as the highest form of compliment. It fits her perfectly and I much prefer it to her sultry siren routine. Of course I see the appeal of her as a seductress, and the two roles can co-exist, with her manipulating men with her feminine wiles in order to ultimately punish them, but she’s SO fun holding dudes in open contempt in this episode.
- The Joker (-)
- Mr. Freeze
- Poison Ivy (↑)
- Harley Quinn (↑)
- Two-Face
- Mad Hatter
- Catwoman
- Clayface
- Penguin
- The Riddler
- Clock King
- Killer Croc
- HARDAC (and Ronda Duane)
- Lloyd Ventrix
- Count Vertigo
- Josiah Wormwood
- Scarecrow
- Roland Daggett (and Germs & Bell!)
- Rupert Thorne
- Sid the Squid
- Jimmy ‘Jazzman’ Peake
- Tony Zucco
- Man-Bat
- Hugo Strange
- Red Claw
- Arnold Stromwell
- Mad Bomber
- Tygrus (and Dr. Dorian)
- Kyodai Ken
- Talia al Ghul
- Ra’s al Ghul
- Nostromos (and Lucas!)
- Cameron Kaiser
- Dr. Dorian (and Garth)
- Professor Milo
- Romulus
- Sewer King
- Boss Biggis
- Montague Kane

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