Plot summary: After an encounter with Kobra, Terry is enrolled in the dojo of one of Bruce’s old friends, where he unknowingly encounters the organisation’s leader.
(Originally published on The Reel World February 27th, 2022)
Notes and Trivia
Original Air Date: February 3rd, 2001
Directed: James Tucker (5)
Written: Rich Fogel (9)
Animation: Koko Enterprise Co., LTD (48) & Dong Yang Animation Co., LTD. (48)
Music: Michael McCuistion (13)
Kairi Tanaga appeared in the BTAS episode ‘Day of the Samurai’ as the star student of Bruce’s old sensei.
Max and Zander play Sentries Of The Last Cosmos from the episode of the same name.
Zander sorta/kinda fills the role of a villain named Kobra, for who the comic book version of the cult are named. He appeared in Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Beware the Batman and Young Justice in very different incarnations.
Recap
Kobra infiltrate the Nova Research Center to try and steal a thermal bomb. Batman makes quick work of the rank and file, but gets his ass handed to him by a much larger member wielding electric sanjiegun.
Terry expects a lecture from Bruce for allowing them to steal the bomb, but is instead handed the business card of an old associate: Kairi Tanaga.
Terry finds her selling fish at a Gotham market, but after name-dropping Bruce, he’s led out back to a hidden dojo run by Kairi.
She puts him to work as her newest student, where he becomes suspicious of her prized pupil, Zander, who is escorted to a limo by large bodyguards after class…
On his way home, Terry witnesses a pair of Kobra agents attack a random man babbling about time running out. Bruce identifies him as Dr. Padu Banjahri, a palaeontologist.
Terry and Max head to the Gotham Natural History Museum, where Max flirts with a scientist to let Terry break into Banjahri’s office. His computer reveals he was working on recovering dinosaur DNA. Bruce cannot see the connection to the stolen thermal bomb.
Terry continues to lag behind Kairi’s other students, but strikes up conversation with Zander, who apologises for his guards. He reveals he’s never eaten pizza due to a restrictive lifestyle, so Terry takes him to an arcade.
Max beats him at a video game, an entirely new experience for him. Some Jokerz start trouble and catch a huge beat-down, which Zander nearly takes too far, but his bodyguards arrive and escort him away.
In the next class, Kairi reveals that Zander will no longer be attending her classes due to her negligent supervision. She makes comments about his fate being chosen for him.
Elsewhere, Kobra experiment on a trio of test subjects, dosing them with a gas that hideously mutates them. Zander is revealed as Kobra’s chosen one, and insists one thing is missing from their plan.
That thing turns out to be kidnapping Max, as he was quite taken by her at the arcade. She tries to fend him off, but only barely manages to call Terry for help before she’s taken.
Arriving too late, Terry gives chase, but the same Kobra henchman who defeated him at the start of the episode attacks and leaves him badly injured.
To be continued…
Best Performance
Cree Summer is always on point as Max, but her hitting on a palaeontologist has to rank near the top of her memorable dialogue. Likewise her video game banter with Zander, both warning him about what he’s about to experience and then gloating in delightful fashion. She rules.
Takayo Fischer putting on the thick, stereotypical, vaguely east-Asian accent when posing as a fishmonger, only to drop into a more natural Asian American one when revealing herself as a sensei is an excellent touch.
The episode squeezes in a number of fun voice actors for bit parts, with Brian George, Dan Castellaneta and Xander Berkeley.
Episode Ranking
We haven’t had a two-parter since the beginning of the show, so as usual I’ll acknowledge that most of them would probably rank higher if treated as a single episode, but that’s not the way I’ve gone with it. So if you’re offended ‘Rebirth’ (and ‘Two-Face’ before it) are so low, then I don’t know what to tell you. The first parts tend to feel like half a story… because they are, and the second parts are often all-action at the expense of story.
They certainly spend most of the runtime here setting things up, throwing out ideas and concepts left and right, most of which are solid. From expanding on Kobra’s membership, designs and motivations – particularly with their leader, Zander – to bringing back a character from a fan-favourite BTAS episode, we end up with a lot of moving pieces. And that’s deliberate, as Bruce, Terry and Max are meant to be stumped by Kobra’s plan (which ends up being completely buck wild.) That means we get an opening scene with them stealing a bomb, then some dojo business, then a random mugging/theft, then some museum espionage, then Zander at the arcade, then the reveal of his identity as he oversees some kind of horrific experiment, and then a kidnapping that leaves Terry half dead. That’s a lot!
All of that makes it hard to feel too short-changed, and I think leaving things with Terry so badly beaten serves as one of the more dramatic cliffhangers that they’ve done. But it is still fundamentally a little chaotic in its to-and-fro structure, and Terry seemingly learning absolutely nothing from Kairi’s classes so far makes that entire subplot verge on redundancy… except for the fact that’s where he meets Zander, making it essential. I don’t know!
The Natural History Museum utilising holograms to portray the dinosaurs, that then fade to show their skeletons was dope as hell. I’m sure the animators enjoyed getting to draw some dinos, too.
Overall I’d say good, not great.
- Eyewitness
- Out of the Past
- Meltdown
- Babel
- Shriek
- Disappearing Inque
- Inqueling
- Rebirth: Part 1
- King’s Ransom
- A Touch of Curaré
- Spellbound
- Lost Soul
- Sneak Peek
- Zeta
- Bloodsport
- Black Out
- Unmasked
- Earth Mover
- Rebirth: Part 2
- Dead Man’s Hand
- Armory
- Final Cut
- Once Burned
- Untouchable
- Splicers
- Where’s Terry?
- Curse of the Kobra: Part 1 (NEW ENTRY)
- Hidden Agendas
- Golem
- Ascension
- The Eggbaby
- Big Time
- Heroes
- Revenant
- Terry’s Friend Dates a Robot
- Sentries to the Last Comos
- Mind Games
- Hooked Up
- Joyride
- Ace in the Hole
- April Moon
- The Winning Edge
- The Last Resort
- Payback
- Plague
- Rats
- Speak No Evil
- Betrayal
Rogues Roundup
Kobra (Alexis Denisof/Xander Berkeley/Gary Sturgis/Dan Castellaneta (third appearance)
It’s almost like the writing staff reached forward in time to my comments from last episode about what Kobra were lacking and got to work trying to implement my advice. Quirky leader? Check. Badass main henchman? Check. Much more interesting grand plan? Check.
Zander being raised from birth as Kobra’s Chosen One is an interesting idea, as his night of frivolity with Terry and Max seems to push his boundaries in a positive way, only to be literally dragged back to reality by his guards. They were also dragging him away from beating a man to death for embarrassing him, which is intense. Plus he has a pet snake, which seems like a layup given those are the entire motif of the organisation.
The huge henchman who owns Terry twice is simply credited as ‘Driver’ as he was posing as a delivery driver at the start. Just like Zander, he gets a completely different costume to the regular Kobra members, as well as special weapons, so he stands out. Plus he beats up Batman. Twice!
Up they go!
The Jokerz (Bruce Timm/Marc Worden) (seventh appearance)
It’s been a weirdly long time since we’ve heard from the Jokerz. They appeared very briefly in ‘Ace in the Hole’, but before that it was all the way back in episode 20, ‘Once Burned’. I don’t know if the staff got bored of them or didn’t want to have to keep leaning on them or something else entirely, but given they’re such a huge part of the show’s iconography, it is strange they’ve been AWOL for so long.
Anyway, they’re causing pretty low-level mayhem here and get beaten up by our heroes and Zander. It’s nothing special, but the kind of thing that always works because you need no good punks to get punched in superhero cartoons, and all of their designs are great.
- Inque
- Curaré
- Mr. Freeze
- Shriek
- Derek Powers/Blight
- Spellbinder
- The Royal Flush Gang
- Talia/Ra’s al Ghul
- The Jokerz (-)
- Earthmover
- Ian Peek
- Dr. Cuvier (and pals!)
- Mad Stan
- Willie Watt
- Robert Vance
- Repeller
- Armory
- Stalker
- Deanna Clay
- Kobra (↑)
- The Mayhem Family
- The Terrific Trio
- Agent Bennet
- Bullwhip’s Gang
- The Brain Trust
- Cynthia
- Simon Harper (and the Sentries!)
- Karros
- Paxton Powers
- Charlie ‘Big Time’ Bigelow
- Dr. Stephanie Lake
- Howard Hodges & General Norman
- Jackson Chappell
- Payback
- Falseface
- Mr. Fixx
- Winchell
- The T’s
- Ratboy
- James Van Dyle
- Ronny Boxer
- Dr. Wheeler
- Major
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