Plot summary: Kobra’s plan is finally revealed; to raise the earth’s temperature and transform humanity into dinosaur hybrids… Yep!
(Originally published on The Reel World February 5th, 2022)
Notes and Trivia
Original Air Date: February 10th, 2001
Directed: Dan Riba (13)
Written: Rich Fogel (10) (story) & Stan Berkowitz (16)
Animation: Koko Enterprise Co., LTD (49) & Dong Yang Animation Co., LTD. (49)
Music: Michael McCuistion (14)
Kairi knows that Bruce was Batman, but it is unclear if Sensei Yoru confided in her, or if she learned by other means. Conversely, Bruce and Terry have no idea Zander is with Kobra despite ‘Driver’ working for both.
It may shock you to learn some of the science in this episode is wildly off base, such as many dinosaurs being warm blooded and it not being possible for a rift to reach anywhere close to halfway to the earth’s core.
Zander’s plan is similar to Darkseid’s in the Superman: The Animated Series episode, ‘Apokalips… Now!’ Likewise, the thing that binds Zander’s arms and legs during his flashback is almost identical to one Darkseid uses on Superman in that same episode.
Recap
Terry regains consciousness in the Batcave with a concussion and cracked ribs. Bruce obtains Zander’s phone number from Kairi and uses it to find his home address. They also seem shocked that he’s affiliated with Kobra for some reason.
Elsewhere, Max awakens in a luxurious bedroom, attended by two servants, who redressed her while she was unconscious. Yay. She tries to escape but gets recaptured by a dinosaur man.
Dragged before Zander, wearing ceremonial snake garb and sitting on a throne, Max thinks fast by getting him to monologue.
He reveals that he was artificially created by Kobra to lead them and tutored in the arts of strategy, martial arts, weaponry… and Splicing (by Dr. Cuvier himself!) Oh, and he wants to turn humans into dinosaur hybrids…
Batman snaps back to action and infiltrates Kobra HQ, finding Max almost immediately. She fills him in on Zander’s plans, including using the thermal bomb from Part 1 to raise the earth’s temperature for the “cold blooded” dinosaurs.
Unfortunately the building they’re in is actually an airship which takes off. Kobra attack, with Terry finally defeating ‘Driver’, and a shadowy figure assisting Max, who Terry orders to wait in a locked room.
Terry confronts Zander on the bridge, where the Kobra leader Splices himself into a talking dino man and tosses Batman around. However the thermo-bomb won’t activate, because the shadowy figure disabled it.
It turns out Kairi snuck aboard as well in full ninja gear, taking out Kobra members left and right. She and Terry battle her prize pupil.
The fight damages the ship enough that everyone has to evacuate, with Max having already found an escape pod. Kairi lags behind, and when Terry tries to go back for her, she forces the pod door closed, staying behind to continue fighting Zander.
Later, in Kairi’s dojo, Bruce and Terry commemorate her sacrifice. Terry and Max remark on how nice the cold weather feels. Ya know, because of Kobra wanting to raise the earth’s temperature?
Best Performance
Even the voice cast are worse in Part 2! Cree Summer’s dialogue is dramatically reduced. Will Friedle is mostly just wincing to sell Terry’s cracked ribs. Kevin Conroy and Takayo Fischer have the briefest of exchanges. If the eulogy had been longer I might have gone with Conroy, but it’s two words.
Alexis Denisof almost has to win purely because he does what feels like 90% of the talking. But he’s worse than last time, too.
Screw it; let’s go with Xander Berkeley as Dr. Childes, the downtrodden voice of reason who Zander constantly cuts off.
Episode Ranking
This episode doesn’t just fail to pay off the set-up of Part 1, it completely changes the tone and abandons some of the more interesting elements. Don’t just take my word for it though, as Bruce Timm expressed disappointment with how this second part followed on from the first.
Honestly, what was the point in all of Terry’s training with Kairi? ‘Driver’ defeated him so badly that Bruce decided he needed to go to her dojo, and then beat him up even worse in their rematch. The payoff for all of that is… Terry quickly beats him with some grapple-hook trickery and tosses him aside without a second thought. No new fighting style? Special technique? Not even a philosophical lesson? Weak. Sauce. In her final moments Kairi repeats the same advice she gave him at the start of their training… and he simply never does anything with it!
They even blew right past an opportunity to make more of their own continuity, with Dr. Cuvier relegated to the briefest of cameos. It’s cute that they included him at all, but I would have liked to have seen more of his training, and perhaps show some form of disagreement between Zander and Cuvier over methodology.
Instead, we get the most formulaic of episodes, with even Terry’s injuries not factoring into events much beyond it hurting when Max hugs him. They easily find the Kobra base, Terry might as well have teleported directly into Max’s cell, he wins round 3 against ‘Driver’ in record time, and then the final confrontation is shockingly boring given it’s Batman and an elderrly ninja lady against a dinosaur man. Heroic sacrifice, tribute cut short for time, episode over.
This might be the biggest gulf in quality in any Batman two-parter.
- Eyewitness
- Out of the Past
- Meltdown
- Babel
- Shriek
- Disappearing Inque
- Inqueling
- Rebirth: Part 1
- King’s Ransom
- A Touch of Curaré
- Spellbound
- Lost Soul
- Sneak Peek
- Zeta
- Bloodsport
- Black Out
- Unmasked
- Earth Mover
- Rebirth: Part 2
- Dead Man’s Hand
- Armory
- Final Cut
- Once Burned
- Untouchable
- Splicers
- Where’s Terry?
- Curse of the Kobra: Part 1
- Hidden Agendas
- Golem
- Ascension
- The Eggbaby
- Big Time
- Heroes
- Revenant
- Terry’s Friend Dates a Robot
- Sentries to the Last Comos
- Mind Games
- Hooked Up
- Joyride
- Ace in the Hole
- April Moon
- The Winning Edge
- The Last Resort
- Payback
- Plague
- Rats
- Speak No Evil
- Curse of the Kobra: Part 2 (NEW ENTRY)
- Betrayal
Rogues Roundup
Kobra (Alexis Denisof/Xander Berkeley/Gary Sturgis (fourth appearance)
Sigh. They were doing so well!
The badass main henchman is reduced to an afterthought. Zander’s nuanced character is replaced with that of a generic mwahaha villain. The only shred that remains of his Part 1 incarnation is he wants Max to be his Dino Queen because she’s the only person he knows who tells him no… which is messed up in all kinds of ways this show is not equipped to deal with.
The dinosaur splicing is pure lunacy, but not in a way I’m mad about, given they have a recurring in-universe plot device to facilitate it. Zander being ostensibly the only one who can talk seems a function of needing fight banter, and it sucks that he is yet another villain who beats themselves by… *checks notes*… making it too cold.
And back down they go again!
- Inque
- Curaré
- Mr. Freeze
- Shriek
- Derek Powers/Blight
- Spellbinder
- The Royal Flush Gang
- Talia/Ra’s al Ghul
- The Jokerz
- Earthmover
- Ian Peek
- Dr. Cuvier (and pals!)
- Mad Stan
- Willie Watt
- Robert Vance
- Repeller
- Armory
- Stalker
- Deanna Clay
- The Mayhem Family
- The Terrific Trio
- Agent Bennet
- Kobra (↓)
- Bullwhip’s Gang
- The Brain Trust
- Cynthia
- Simon Harper (and the Sentries!)
- Karros
- Paxton Powers
- Charlie ‘Big Time’ Bigelow
- Dr. Stephanie Lake
- Howard Hodges & General Norman
- Jackson Chappell
- Payback
- Falseface
- Mr. Fixx
- Winchell
- The T’s
- Ratboy
- James Van Dyle
- Ronny Boxer
- Dr. Wheeler
- Major
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